Nothin’ beats a dead sidewalk rat. #ilovechicago #chicago #vermin #rats

Nothin’ beats a dead sidewalk rat. #ilovechicago #chicago #vermin #rats

Looks like I’m sleeping at the office. #chicago #snow

Looks like I’m sleeping at the office. #chicago #snow

At least the rain turned into snow. #chicago #weather #gohomechicagoyouaredrunk

At least the rain turned into snow. #chicago #weather #gohomechicagoyouaredrunk

Translation: Stay inside. #chicago #cantwaittilsummer #cantfeelmyhands

Translation: Stay inside. #chicago #cantwaittilsummer #cantfeelmyhands

Finally! #chicagobars #chicago #billygoat #agencylife

Finally! #chicagobars #chicago #billygoat #agencylife

Go to a play, they said. It will be romantic, they said. #blood #spectacularacting #awkwardrapescenes #shakespeare #chicago #theatre

Go to a play, they said. It will be romantic, they said. #blood #spectacularacting #awkwardrapescenes #shakespeare #chicago #theatre

Morning bus ride view of the lake. #chicago #sunrise

Morning bus ride view of the lake. #chicago #sunrise

What floor am I on? I haven’t the foggiest. #chicago #fog #puns

What floor am I on? I haven’t the foggiest. #chicago #fog #puns

Loose leaves. #walkinthepark #fall #autumn #chicago

Loose leaves. #walkinthepark #fall #autumn #chicago

Irony level: Romanian landlord. #chicago #apartmentliving (Taken with Instagram)

Irony level: Romanian landlord. #chicago #apartmentliving (Taken with Instagram)